منتديات ليب مون

attractive -one · 12-15-2008, 01:09 PM

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried.. 'How dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

The husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.'
'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

The husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home,
and this young lady here
asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the
underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for
my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned
to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

Attractive - One

المصدر: منتديات ليب مون - موقع لبناني صور وأخبار لبنان

جنوبي انا · 12-15-2008, 02:19 PM

je n ai rien compri merci

michess · 12-15-2008, 03:46 PM

good joke thank u
لكن من المستحسن الكتابة بالعربي فالبعض لا يفهم انجليزي من جهة ومن جهة أخرى إنه منتدى عربي يا عزيزي

attractive -one · 12-15-2008, 03:54 PM

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good joke thank u
لكن من المستحسن الكتابة بالعربي فالبعض لا يفهم انجليزي من جهة ومن جهة أخرى إنه منتدى عربي يا عزيزي

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12-15-2008, 01:09 PM	#1
attractive -one {.::قــمر مــبدع::.} تاريخ التسجيل: Dec 2008 الدولة: U S A المشاركات: 3,500	J o k e J o k e The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried.. 'How dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!' The husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!' The husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.' The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use? Attractive - One المصدر: منتديات ليب مون - موقع لبناني صور وأخبار لبنان Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ الدكتور محمد آخر مواضيعي 0 و لا زلت أبحث عنكِ 0 هذه كلماتي ... يا قاسية 0 زمني الذي أعيشه معكِ ... 0 الأعضاء الرائعــــــــــــــــــو ن ...!!! 0 الحب ،،!! هو داء القلوب ودوائها

12-15-2008, 02:19 PM	#2
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12-15-2008, 03:46 PM	#3
michess {.::قــمر مــبدع::.} تاريخ التسجيل: Oct 2008 المشاركات: 3,414	good joke thank u لكن من المستحسن الكتابة بالعربي فالبعض لا يفهم انجليزي من جهة ومن جهة أخرى إنه منتدى عربي يا عزيزي Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ من مواضيع michess آخر مواضيعي 0 13 سعودياً يتناوبون على إغتصاب عاملة إندونيسية 0 دجاجة تطير يومياً لتضع بيضها على شجرة 0 315 غراماً فقط وزن الحاسوب الجديد Umid mBook 0 حذاري ! مرض جديد إسمه ... جنون القطط ! 0 ملك ملوك أفريقيا