منتديات ليب مون

ma3oun · 07-28-2011, 02:28 PM

Enjoy!!

>> >
> > Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
> > Husband : Nothing.
> > Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
> > Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
> >
> > **********
> >
> > Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
> > A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
> > Continue to do so.
> >
> > **********
> >
> > Wife : Do you want dinner?
> > Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
> > Wife : Yes and no.
> >
> > **********
> >
> > Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
> >
> > Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
> > picture and the problem disappears.
> >
> > Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
> >
> > Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
> > there be greater than this one?"
> >
> > **********
> >
> > Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
> > lighten your burden.
> >
> > Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
> >
> > Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
> >
> > **********
> >
> > Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
> >
> > Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
> >
> > Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
> >
> > **********
> >
> > A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
> > hadn't left me a fortune?"
> >
> > "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
> > YOU A FORTUNE"
> >
> > **********
> >
> > Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
> >
> > Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
> >
> > **********
> >
> > Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
> >
> > Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
> >
> > Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
> >
> > Millionaire: " Billionaire"
> >
> > **********
> >
> > Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
> >
> > The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. hahahahaha
> >
> > **********
> >
> > A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my body?"
> >
> > He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor.
> >

المصدر: منتديات ليب مون - موقع لبناني صور وأخبار لبنان

07-28-2011, 02:28 PM	#1
ma3oun قـمر جـديد تاريخ التسجيل: Nov 2008 الدولة: Kuwait المشاركات: 46	Enjoy Enjoy *Enjoy!!* >> > > > Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ? > > Husband : Nothing. > > Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?? > > Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date. > > > > ******** > > > > Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? > > A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U > > Continue to do so. > > > > ****** > > > > Wife : Do you want dinner? > > Husband : Sure, what are my choices? > > Wife : Yes and no. > > > > ****** > > > > Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? > > > > Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your > > picture and the problem disappears. > > > > Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? > > > > Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can > > there be greater than this one?" > > > > ****** > > > > Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and > > lighten your burden. > > > > Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. > > > > Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. > > > > ****** > > > > Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. > > > > Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. > > > > Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. > > > > ****** > > > > A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father > > hadn't left me a fortune?" > > > > "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT > > YOU A FORTUNE" > > > > ****** > > > > Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." > > > > Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." > > > > ****** > > > > Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" > > > > Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." > > > > Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" > > > > Millionaire: " Billionaire" > > > > ****** > > > > Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. > > > > The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. hahahahaha > > > > ******** > > > > A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my body?" > > > > He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor. > > المصدر: منتديات ليب مون - موقع لبناني صور وأخبار لبنان Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter آخر مواضيعي 0 رائعة لنزار القباني 0 علمتني الحياة... 0 id you see meD 0 بيضة أم جزرة أم قهوة ؟ 0 management Stories

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