Lebanese jokes - nekat lebneniye,Abou el abed
Abu Abed in USA
Abul-Abed came back from the US and all his friends came to ask him what America was like.
" America is great, it must be one of the greatest countries in the World !"
" How great? Tell us more! "
" For example, in New York, they have buildings so tall that a few days before I left, a guy jumped from the roof and it took him 3 days to hit the ground..."
" Wow! Did he die? "
" 3 days without water or food and you want him to live? "
An old Lebanese man who has been living for 40 years in Idaho wanted to cultivate potatoes in his garden, but to remove the earth was getting to be too hard for his age. His only son, Ali, was studying in France, so he decided to send him an e-mail explaining the situation: "Dear Ali: I feel very disappointed because this year I'll be unable to plant my potatoes in the garden. I am too old to plow the ground. I wish you were here, then my problems would be solved, because you would remove the soil for me. I love you, Dad" "Dear Dad: For God's sake, DO NOT remove the ground of that garden. It's there that I have hidden "you-know-what". I love you, Ali" At 4 a.m. the next morning the local Police, FBI and CIA agents, along with Pentagon delegates, came in and put the garden upside down looking for dangerous material to build bombs, anthrax or whatever. They found nothing and they left. The same day the old man received another e-mail from his son: "Dear Dad: I am sure you can plant your potatoes now. It was the best I could do in the current circumstances. I love you, Ali"